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xTwistedAcid001x: nima says you are a very interesting and disturbed fellow who needs to be in rehab
NewAgeAlfalfa: me?
NewAgeAlfalfa: tell him he belongs in one of those concentration camps (day camps) I was talking about
xTwistedAcid001x: he says your hitlers heir
NewAgeAlfalfa: I SAY HE IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND AS HE REACHES THE BIRTH OF 18 THE DARK LORD HIMSELF WILL RIP OUT OF HIS HEART AS HE WAS JUST HIS SKIN!
NewAgeAlfalfa: lol
NewAgeAlfalfa: jk
NewAgeAlfalfa: this is my mind at work tonight
NewAgeAlfalfa: no more reading harry potter
xTwistedAcid001x: lol good idea
xTwistedAcid001x: nima says lopsopdoy and tiemyshoe
xTwistedAcid001x: in a chinese accent
NewAgeAlfalfa: whatever the hell that means, he's just showing more and more signs of the demon inside him
NewAgeAlfalfa: hahaha
xTwistedAcid001x: nima says "many shovens and zools knew what it meant to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day i can tell you AND YOU WILL SOON JOIN THEM YOU PENGUIN NAZI"
NewAgeAlfalfa: nima said that? It sounds as if nima has infested your body with his and you have melded to become one and you speak what he thinks!~
NewAgeAlfalfa: OH GOD!
xTwistedAcid001x: now he just drooled yogurt
NewAgeAlfalfa: well he's back to normal
NewAgeAlfalfa: you should get him a helmet
xTwistedAcid001x: he almost spat it on me
xTwistedAcid001x: its kiwi-strawberry yogurt
NewAgeAlfalfa: smack him hard enough that he needs a helmet then!
xTwistedAcid001x: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: nice
xTwistedAcid001x: hes glaring and blinking at me like a retard
NewAgeAlfalfa: GET THAT BOY A HELMET!
xTwistedAcid001x: adam are you wearing a band-tshirt by any chance
NewAgeAlfalfa: no why?
xTwistedAcid001x: well if you were, nima said that you better take it off before the band gets jinxed and they all die of gonnohrea
xTwistedAcid001x: and burn in hell
NewAgeAlfalfa: isnt gonnohrea and STD?
xTwistedAcid001x: yes
NewAgeAlfalfa: HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THAT?
NewAgeAlfalfa: MAKE HIM GO TO BED!
xTwistedAcid001x: my mom says that if youve outgrown your retard helmet *considering you need a larger one nowadays) can naoms have your old one while you shop for a XXXsize helmet?
xTwistedAcid001x: *nimas
NewAgeAlfalfa: hahahahahahahahahahaha your mom said that about me?
xTwistedAcid001x: yup yup
xTwistedAcid001x: ::grins::
NewAgeAlfalfa: your mom is hilarious
xTwistedAcid001x: and my mom is smiling like a psycho (like lucy from SWEENY TODD)
NewAgeAlfalfa: I dont have a retard helmet yet
xTwistedAcid001x: did you know my moms name is lucy?
xTwistedAcid001x: and shes psycho like the beggar woman
NewAgeAlfalfa: my mom just lets me run into walls with a pillow straped to my head
xTwistedAcid001x: only not sex-crazed
NewAgeAlfalfa: yes I did know that
xTwistedAcid001x: did you also know that my moms name is lucy?
NewAgeAlfalfa: yes, I said I did know that
xTwistedAcid001x: woot
xTwistedAcid001x: my mom says eat some beans
NewAgeAlfalfa: to me?
xTwistedAcid001x: she says go get yourself a bean daddy
xTwistedAcid001x: yes to you
NewAgeAlfalfa: EAT MAC AND CHEESE NASEEMS MOM!
NewAgeAlfalfa: a bean daddy? what did she mean by that?
xTwistedAcid001x: someone who fathers a bean i guess
xTwistedAcid001x: A VEGETABLE PIMP DADDY
NewAgeAlfalfa: lol and what am I supposed to do with him?
xTwistedAcid001x: in a tye-dye tutu
NewAgeAlfalfa: DONT DISS TYE-DYE!
xTwistedAcid001x: how do you know its a diss?
NewAgeAlfalfa: I dunno, I just guessed
xTwistedAcid001x: my mom says you need to meditate to unite with your inner bean daddy
NewAgeAlfalfa: wow, HIPPIE@!
NewAgeAlfalfa: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: she says thank you
NewAgeAlfalfa: your welcome
NewAgeAlfalfa: naseem can you make me some mac and cheese with your mind?
xTwistedAcid001x: my mom says that the kids in the music man were blown out of penguins asses and they never played instruments because the instruments were kazoos, but they play the kazoos out of their asses because they visited their inner bean daddys regularly. and only if you have telekenitic powers
NewAgeAlfalfa: I have no idea what you just said, but I take it to mean that you wont make me my mac and cheese
xTwistedAcid001x: no, no mac and cheese for you
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