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SKeeLeRfemme0066: please have your pet spayed or nuetered...lets control the pet population!
xTwistedAcid001x: lol
SKeeLeRfemme0066: seem
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i have a secret
xTwistedAcid001x: 0o0o, secret?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: im...EXFOLIATING
xTwistedAcid001x: lol, well im, MASKING
SKeeLeRfemme0066: oh yeah?? yeah?? i am masking TAPE
xTwistedAcid001x: yeah well im tape-ing
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i am double sided tape-ing
xTwistedAcid001x: yeah? what? uh! i'm tape-ing you!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: oooh let me get into a more...comfortable position, eh? SKeeLeRfemme0066: NO!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i didn't say that
xTwistedAcid001x: ah!
xTwistedAcid001x: no!
xTwistedAcid001x: never. film. porn. with. friends
SKeeLeRfemme0066: la la la...erasing what i said
SKeeLeRfemme0066: eating words
xTwistedAcid001x: eating food
SKeeLeRfemme0066: never. film. porn....
SKeeLeRfemme0066: ....with barnyard animals
xTwistedAcid001x: and barnyard back girls
SKeeLeRfemme0066: ick
xTwistedAcid001x: cha
SKeeLeRfemme0066: ice ice baby
xTwistedAcid001x: rice rice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: mice mice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: oh...*giggles maniacly*
SKeeLeRfemme0066: heres the clencher
SKeeLeRfemme0066: LIVE LIVE BABY
SKeeLeRfemme0066: shit
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i mean
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lice lice baby
xTwistedAcid001x: live live baby eh? I SAY...YOUR MIND WENT BACK TO THE PORN
xTwistedAcid001x: if youre thinking "live live baby"
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *stands up* My name is Kira, and i have a problem...i can't...can't...spell
SKeeLeRfemme0066: hehehe
SKeeLeRfemme0066: miami vice vice baby
xTwistedAcid001x: oh its so nice nice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lets eat pickles twice twice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: pickles...what the fuck?
xTwistedAcid001x: i'd rather have rice rice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: rice rice baby twice twice baby
xTwistedAcid001x: eat rice rice twice twice baby? it sounds nice nice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i went to jail thrice thrice baby
xTwistedAcid001x: i'm cold as ice ice baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *sings Easy Street* you don't get there by playin' from the rule books...ya' stack the aces...ya load the DICE DICE BABY
xTwistedAcid001x: play for a price price baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: the price price baby is right right...um..maybe?
xTwistedAcid001x: definetly
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i sprayed this potpourri to intice intice you baby
SKeeLeRfemme0066: ...*confused at her own words*
xTwistedAcid001x: ::giggles at kirs stupidity::
xTwistedAcid001x: kirs?
xTwistedAcid001x: *k-i-r-a-s
SKeeLeRfemme0066: kirs
xTwistedAcid001x: hey kirs, whats up
xTwistedAcid001x: now i can be sem
xTwistedAcid001x: sem and kirs
SKeeLeRfemme0066: kiras? as in there are like, four of me?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: sem..
SKeeLeRfemme0066: SEMEN!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: AHH!
xTwistedAcid001x: NO
xTwistedAcid001x: DAMN YOU
SKeeLeRfemme0066: stupid dirty mind of mine
xTwistedAcid001x: YOURE TURNING INTO ADAM
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *bites finger*
SKeeLeRfemme0066: teehee
SKeeLeRfemme0066: WHACK the ball get in the cart
SKeeLeRfemme0066: WHACK the ball get in the cart
xTwistedAcid001x: quiet you
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i want the guy who does mexican soccer to do Golf just once
SKeeLeRfemme0066: the ball is going into..the ball is going to..the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
xTwistedAcid001x: holy mother....
SKeeLeRfemme0066: teehee
SKeeLeRfemme0066: could people be quieter...i CAN'T HEAR THE GRASS GROW!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: dude seem
xTwistedAcid001x: dude kira
SKeeLeRfemme0066: you should put this on your website
xTwistedAcid001x: i will
SKeeLeRfemme0066: this was another funny conversation
SKeeLeRfemme0066: holy hannah
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: yeah, our stupidity knows no boundaries
SKeeLeRfemme0066: neither do our nose
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *noses
SKeeLeRfemme0066: our noses know no boundaries...?
xTwistedAcid001x: noses eh?
xTwistedAcid001x: maybe theyll get the gold medal in sneezing olympics
SKeeLeRfemme0066: id get silver...*frowns* i can only every pull of an A-CHOO!...i can never sneeze like you do
xTwistedAcid001x: what does that mean
SKeeLeRfemme0066: you are like AAAAAAA-AAA-A-A-A-CHOO
xTwistedAcid001x: lol, and you remember this how and why?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i don't know
SKeeLeRfemme0066: hey seem, would you like some...*whips out a tube of ointment* SCAR CREAM?!
xTwistedAcid001x: lol, that was the stupidest thing ive ever done
xTwistedAcid001x: in the middle of the lunch room
xTwistedAcid001x: whacha...SCAR CREAM! DUN DUN DUN!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: no, the stupidest thing you ever did...the stupidest thing you ever did was...um...
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i don't know
SKeeLeRfemme0066: nothing
SKeeLeRfemme0066: :-)
xTwistedAcid001x: run out in my bra during the music man?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: YES
SKeeLeRfemme0066: dear lord
xTwistedAcid001x: god that was great
xTwistedAcid001x: adam freaked out tho, he was like "ah oh my god naseem is half naked!"
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: what other stupid things have i done?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: you hit me really hard when i said something about your bra...i think
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: you said it was ugly and i was offended because it was my sexy green one
SKeeLeRfemme0066: oh
SKeeLeRfemme0066: sorry
xTwistedAcid001x: i dont think you were backstage or not, but peter and i were practicing our shipoopi spin, and he spun me right into a wall and then into robert
SKeeLeRfemme0066: oh god don't get me started on shipoopu
xTwistedAcid001x: shipoopu?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: poopi
xTwistedAcid001x: you said poopu
SKeeLeRfemme0066: POO-PEE
xTwistedAcid001x: POO-PUU
xTwistedAcid001x: puu?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: pu
xTwistedAcid001x: grey pu-poun?
xTwistedAcid001x: muahaha
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *holds out bottle of mustard*
SKeeLeRfemme0066: STOP...or i will POUPON you
xTwistedAcid001x: eek ::whips kira with the tube of scar cream::
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *whips out a tube of hemorhoid cream*
xTwistedAcid001x: AH!
xTwistedAcid001x: NO!
xTwistedAcid001x: ICK!
xTwistedAcid001x: ::hits kira with a shoo::
SKeeLeRfemme0066: AH
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a shoo
SKeeLeRfemme0066: what is a shoo
xTwistedAcid001x: um, that ::points:: that is a shoo
xTwistedAcid001x: fine ::seem hits kira with a b00t::
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *runs like a chicken with her bOOt cut off*
xTwistedAcid001x: ::cackles evilly::
SKeeLeRfemme0066: evilly...skeevillY?
xTwistedAcid001x: peevilly
SKeeLeRfemme0066: pet peevilly
xTwistedAcid001x: MEEVILLY!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: BEEVILLY
xTwistedAcid001x: ah, wow....weevilly...WEEBLES
SKeeLeRfemme0066: YEEVILLY
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i am a yodeller
xTwistedAcid001x: YOOOOOOOOOOOODLE
xTwistedAcid001x: we need yodeling outfits
SKeeLeRfemme0066: how about the ones from the Grinch
xTwistedAcid001x: but theres only one
xTwistedAcid001x: you can wear the table cloth kilt
SKeeLeRfemme0066: no, we'll share the yodeller outfit
xTwistedAcid001x: we wont fit, it will rip at the seams
xTwistedAcid001x: seam? SEEM...
xTwistedAcid001x: wow
SKeeLeRfemme0066: seem
xTwistedAcid001x: kira
SKeeLeRfemme0066: voldie-poo
xTwistedAcid001x: aw, voldie-poo...I WILL SURVIVE
SKeeLeRfemme0066: the-man-who-let-the-boy-live
xTwistedAcid001x: somebody needs a hug!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: hmm..i liked you better with the turban
xTwistedAcid001x: i have to go sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
SKeeLeRfemme0066: have fun dear
SKeeLeRfemme0066: allll of this goes into the freakshow511
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: well yes i know
xTwistedAcid001x: god we are insane
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *hugs seem*
SKeeLeRfemme0066: i love you dearest
xTwistedAcid001x: TATA...my friend ::hugs kira and bops her on the head with scar cream::
xTwistedAcid001x: love you too
SKeeLeRfemme0066: peace out home dog
xTwistedAcid001x: word. good night yo
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