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Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I AM EL NINO~!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

you are the nino?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

yes I am THE nino

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

what does nino mean?

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

child

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

boy

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I am the boy

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

ehehehehe

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

yes

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

well thats a sucky name for a hurricane

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

lol yes

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I am the boy/child, BE AFRAID!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

hahaha

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

::hides::

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

what can I do? I can hide in small places, and then jump out and say BOO!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

hehehe, yes

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

brilliant idea

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I can hit you with my small innefecctive girlish like hands

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

Oh I will win

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

lol yes

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

hahaha, crazy mexicans and their crazy names

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

hahaha NEW CONVO!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

you are an insane mofo

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

lol I know

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

Nima still needs a helmet

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

hehehehe

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

lol, Oh what a crazy night

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

that was fun

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

lol

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

Boink, spork, HARDCORE NUDITY!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

Dirty little monkey

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

holy...what?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

drop the baby

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

kick the baby

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

hehehehe

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

IUm going crazy

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

and I still havent found out what a frieking mulberry bush is!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

dood, calm down

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I know

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

lol

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I think a swedsish penguin bit me

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

how can you tell if it was swedish?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

it wore wooden shoes

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

it was dutch

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

and whats a chocolate monger

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

thats right, Its little bitch penguin cousin heidi was also there

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

lol

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

<giggles>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

heidi the goat girl

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

wow

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

hehehehe

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

yeah I live with this mind 24/7, I dont know how I ever manage to be bored

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

you should write a story about dutch penguin hoes and goat girls named heidi

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I think I will

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

some time

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

lol

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

yes

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

adam...are you a skanky penguin ho?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

yes

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

with bitch tits on top!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

on your head?

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

EEEEEEEEEEEEW

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

no! like an icecream sunday!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

hahaha

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

even better

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

do you come with a spoon?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

no

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

my tits arent edible!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

but youre a ho, all of you is edible

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

well you can eat me, but Im, like an everlasting gobstopper, you can suck and suck but I never go away

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

OH GOD!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

...oh...my....goodness

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

lol

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

and into the gutter my mind goes

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

lol I meant for it to sound gross

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

i know...and it does

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

then I realized it was just going too far

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

lol

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I forbid you to ever put this chat on your website because I will look like a total pervert

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

oh you know im going to

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I will hurt you

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

how? are you going to whip me with your skanky penguin ho bondage toys?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

my saggy bitch tits can sting on contact

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

i'll cut them off

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

OH NO YOU WONT!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

and choke you on a sock

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

OH YES I DAMN WELL WILL

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

NO YOU WONT, ILL ATTACK JACK

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

NO YOU WONT

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

AND HAVE A SWEDISH PENGUIN MOLEST HIM

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

OH ILL BE DAMNED IF I WONT

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

he's already been molested by me, its not like having a penguin molest him is gonna kill him

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

these ones have evil poisons

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

that they can realase into people

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

muahahahahahahaha I will give you 24 hours to mull over my proposal

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

MULL!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

MOLE!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

MOOSE!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

MADAGASCAR

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

CALM DOWN

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

MR. LAZY-FACE

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

hi, im mithther lathzy fathe

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

my name ith mr. lazy-fath

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

<impersonates adam>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

you can call me matth

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

but i will bitch slap you with a mongoose if you molest jack with a penguin

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

you wont be able to find me cause I call the world!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

a mongoose and a half mind you

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I CALL THE WORLD ITS MINE

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

i dont believe in the world

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

so there

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

too bad, I do and I own, now gte your ass off my planet

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

make me! UH! bring it

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

PENGUIN PATROL! WHOOP HER ASS!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

there, they threw you into space

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

what, no they didn

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

*didnt

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

yup, they did

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

bye bye naseem

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

<flips adam off from space>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

muahahahaha I am an evil jenious!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

that doesnt know how to spell

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I meant to do that

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

 

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

<rolls eyes>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

I put something into a suitcase for you

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

go open the suitcase

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

go open it!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

nope

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

why not?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

It could be jack

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

or something you want

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

no, its evil penguin sluts that are going to attack us

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

*me

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

us...yeah, me and my other personalities

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

no I prmise it is no penguin

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

no penguins at all

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

<opens the suitcase then>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

<EL NINO POPS OUT AND YELLS BOO AT NASEEM!>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

<slaps adam>

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

Nope, your in space!

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

your stuck for all eternity with el nino~ in space!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

my extandable arms will bitch slap you senseless

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

wait, so how did i open the suitcase?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

with your hands

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

duh

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

no you moron

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

gravity wouldnt allow it

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

why not?

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

you have no reasoning!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

it would float and i wouldnt have good grip and pull on it

Im am El Nino~ that stands for......... THE NINO~ says:

yes you would, dont get technical!

i'll marry anthony sunday. anthony...sunday says:

oh bah