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RockofAges8703: Sockzilla vs. Space Sockzilla
RockofAges8703: Sockzilla vs. Shoethra
RockofAges8703: Sockzilla vs. King Thong
RockofAges8703: Sockzilla vs.... Meh
RockofAges8703: Some other under garment
RockofAges8703: I need help
RockofAges8703: *Sigh*
RockofAges8703: Godzilla vs. Charles Barkely
RockofAges8703: Best comic ever
RockofAges8703: God only knows why it wasn't an ongoing sereis
xTwistedAcid001x: Sockzilla vs. G-stringzilla
RockofAges8703: Lmao
RockofAges8703: Good one
RockofAges8703: What was the 3 headed guy's name?
xTwistedAcid001x: Cerebrus
RockofAges8703: Really?
xTwistedAcid001x: 3 headed dog that guards the underworld?
RockofAges8703: What about the metal godzilla, what was he called?
RockofAges8703: No
RockofAges8703: Lol
xTwistedAcid001x: um...dont remember
xTwistedAcid001x: lol wow ok im smart
RockofAges8703: The 3 headed dragon that fights Godzilla
xTwistedAcid001x: dont remember
RockofAges8703: All well
RockofAges8703: How come you are the only person online?
RockofAges8703: What have you done with the others?
xTwistedAcid001x: maybe they're at a "leave hostess and seemy alone online so they can suffer" party
RockofAges8703: I know Malley and Pietro are in the salve labor camp called drama macking Nike shoes, but where's all the other people?
RockofAges8703: Macking, lol
xTwistedAcid001x: isnt belisle with them too?
RockofAges8703: I suck
xTwistedAcid001x: making?
RockofAges8703: Probably
RockofAges8703: Yeah
RockofAges8703: That's what I meant
RockofAges8703: Making
xTwistedAcid001x: shlee might be there too
RockofAges8703: Not Macking
RockofAges8703: Yeah
xTwistedAcid001x: theyre making shoes?
xTwistedAcid001x: thats odd
RockofAges8703: I dunno, what else would a bunch of kids be doing who are locked up for 12 hours at a time?
xTwistedAcid001x: rehearsal
xTwistedAcid001x: :-)
RockofAges8703: That's the cover-up story
RockofAges8703: I know what's really going on
xTwistedAcid001x: hahaha
xTwistedAcid001x: maybe they're planning to take over the world
RockofAges8703: Well I bet they'll have enough shoes to do so
xTwistedAcid001x: drama shoes...
xTwistedAcid001x: wow
RockofAges8703: Nike Air-Jordans
RockofAges8703: They'll be able to jump high
RockofAges8703: That's their advantage in war
xTwistedAcid001x: indeed it is. maybe theyre making personalized cloaks too
RockofAges8703: We better head over to Foot-Locker and load up so we can stand a chance
RockofAges8703: What would they need cloaks for?
xTwistedAcid001x: oh i know
xTwistedAcid001x: to look cool
xTwistedAcid001x: cloaks make anyone look cool
RockofAges8703: Hmm... Maybe camoflauge ones, then we can't see them
RockofAges8703: Now not only can they practicly fly, they are invisible too
xTwistedAcid001x: well if theyre jumping, theyll have to match the sky or be invisible
RockofAges8703: Who could stop the evil hordes from taking over when they are invisible and can fly?
xTwistedAcid001x: Chameleon Cloaks to match any background
xTwistedAcid001x: wow
xTwistedAcid001x: that would be so fuckin cool
RockofAges8703: they are near genious
RockofAges8703: But we're onto them
xTwistedAcid001x: yeah but we dont know that theyre making them
RockofAges8703: It was almost the perfect crime
xTwistedAcid001x: we need to beat them
RockofAges8703: What do you mean we don't know?
xTwistedAcid001x: yeah but why would they wanna take over the world?
xTwistedAcid001x: you and me dont know for sure that theyre making cloaks
RockofAges8703: Duh, they're drama folk, why wouldn't they feel the need to go on some form of evil rampage on a world conquring conquest from Hell
xTwistedAcid001x: um, excuse ME matthew holst, but they wouldn't dare do that without me or Carly
xTwistedAcid001x: :-D
RockofAges8703: Oh yes the waould
xTwistedAcid001x: THEY WOULD NEVER BETRAY US
RockofAges8703: These are the supre dedicated HIGH school drama folk
RockofAges8703: And yes
xTwistedAcid001x: maybe me and carly should wage war...
RockofAges8703: I meant supre
xTwistedAcid001x: yeah well you can be on our side
RockofAges8703: (It's French... Maybe)
xTwistedAcid001x: what, is supre french for super?
xTwistedAcid001x: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: wow we think too much alike
RockofAges8703: Good
RockofAges8703: We can use that to our andvantage
RockofAges8703: Durring the war
xTwistedAcid001x: indeed
xTwistedAcid001x: Carly can blind them with her sparkly shoes
RockofAges8703: But they will be invisible...
RockofAges8703: how will we know where they are?
RockofAges8703: We need some kind of bait
xTwistedAcid001x: my genius (legally blind) eyes and X-ray vision
RockofAges8703: Hmm... Well you'll have to wear carlys shoes then
xTwistedAcid001x: carly can bake a delicious cake and lure them into our trap, which will be a high tech cardboard box
xTwistedAcid001x: then we tape the box shut
RockofAges8703: IT'S GENIOUS!
xTwistedAcid001x: I KNOW!
RockofAges8703: They'll bever suspect it
RockofAges8703: Never
RockofAges8703: Lmao
xTwistedAcid001x: bever?
RockofAges8703: Bever... beaver
RockofAges8703: I dunno
xTwistedAcid001x: is that french for beaver?
RockofAges8703: I need help
xTwistedAcid001x: go read the french/english dictionary
RockofAges8703: ...There's no time
RockofAges8703: We must prepare
RockofAges8703: Did you know...
RockofAges8703: The High School has a secret dungeon which leads directly into the catacombs and from there into the Secret Mountain Stronghold called The "Weight" Room
RockofAges8703: I bet that's where they will lead their attack from
xTwistedAcid001x: probably, but we can wait for them there
xTwistedAcid001x: and jump them
xTwistedAcid001x: we'll off those bitches
RockofAges8703: We CAN!
RockofAges8703: So all we need to defeat the slave laborers is:
RockofAges8703: 1) plenty of Nike Air Jordans
xTwistedAcid001x: wait where are we gonna get those? we'll need a head count of our allie
RockofAges8703: 2) A high-tech cardboard box
xTwistedAcid001x: *allies
RockofAges8703: 3) Tape
xTwistedAcid001x: i can get the box and tape
RockofAges8703: Get on that Seemy
xTwistedAcid001x: OH CRAP
RockofAges8703: The head count
xTwistedAcid001x: carlys shoes are AT the highschool....
RockofAges8703: OHNO!
xTwistedAcid001x: maybe we can make some....well actually, wait, theres no problem
RockofAges8703: Well... Maybe we wont need them
xTwistedAcid001x: she's gone in chicago
RockofAges8703: Or while they are destracted by the cake
RockofAges8703: We can get them
xTwistedAcid001x: we'll use a storebought cake and cross out the byerlys label and write Carly above it
RockofAges8703: Perfect
RockofAges8703: So here's the plan
RockofAges8703: First we put on our Nike Air Jordans so we can fly with them if need be
xTwistedAcid001x: wouldnt they need wings like Hermes to fly?
RockofAges8703: Then we sneak into teh Secret Mountain Stronghold located deep with in the Catacombs of the school
RockofAges8703: NO!
RockofAges8703: Don't be a fool Seemy
RockofAges8703: Nike Air Jordans make you jump so high it's just like flying
xTwistedAcid001x: oh!
xTwistedAcid001x: ok then :-)
xTwistedAcid001x: continue
RockofAges8703: So we sneak into the SNMS
RockofAges8703: No N
RockofAges8703: Just the SMS
RockofAges8703: the SNMS is impossible to get to
xTwistedAcid001x: whats the S|MS?
xTwistedAcid001x: *SMS
RockofAges8703: The Secret Mountain Stronghold
xTwistedAcid001x: lol
xTwistedAcid001x: oh
RockofAges8703: Located deep within the Catacombs
RockofAges8703: Pay attention
xTwistedAcid001x: i can bring my crayons
xTwistedAcid001x: and color them to death
RockofAges8703: We'll need them
RockofAges8703: NO!
xTwistedAcid001x: <|______________ blue crayon
RockofAges8703: Come, be serious
xTwistedAcid001x: <|_____________ PINK CRAYON!
xTwistedAcid001x: oh you always ruin my fun
RockofAges8703: Once we lure them into the SMS, we push them into the high-tech cardboard box
RockofAges8703: Then tape it shit
xTwistedAcid001x: hold that thought
RockofAges8703: Shit*
xTwistedAcid001x: hahahaha
xTwistedAcid001x: NICE
RockofAges8703: SHUT***
xTwistedAcid001x: gotta check my pizza
RockofAges8703: o_O
RockofAges8703: Bring some Pizza too
RockofAges8703: Just in case I get the munchies
RockofAges8703: NO!
RockofAges8703: I got it
RockofAges8703: We tie the box above the door
RockofAges8703: And we make them all wait there
RockofAges8703: Then drop the box on them
RockofAges8703: It's easier than pushing them all into it
xTwistedAcid001x: um, a box is really lightweight, shouldnt we fill it with something heavy>?
RockofAges8703: The box is going to trap them!
RockofAges8703: Not knock them out
xTwistedAcid001x: OOOOOOH
xTwistedAcid001x: i get it
RockofAges8703: Ok, lol
RockofAges8703: Wait though
xTwistedAcid001x: hmmm?
RockofAges8703: We need a really REALLY evil looking thing to stop them from going any other way but into the SMS
RockofAges8703: He can have like... Oven mits or something
xTwistedAcid001x: we can use a poodle
RockofAges8703: Makes our cake theory look better
RockofAges8703: If it has Oven Mits
RockofAges8703: Oven mits are totally evil