pixielette001: i am so making you a sign, and i will sit front and center, and the sign will say "GO TRISTAN"
RuheSchnee: lol
RuheSchnee: cool!
pixielette001: teehee
RuheSchnee: than i'll make a sign that says hi mom and seem!
pixielette001: lol yes! sew it onto the bum of your trousers
RuheSchnee: that would be perfect! it's the final piece of character development i've been looking for!
pixielette001: YES! IT'S INSPIRATIONAL!
RuheSchnee: exactly!
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: mr. walters might wonder...
pixielette001: we'll tape his eyes shut
RuheSchnee: lol, that'll work
pixielette001: "i cant see what i'm doing! i need to direct!" "oh dont worry mr walters, the show is going FINE!" (stefan starts tap dancing in a tutu across the stage, while adam rides in on an ostrich)
RuheSchnee: lol
RuheSchnee: then the crowd errupts with applause
pixielette001: "what scene are we on?" "a very good one mr walters" (he hears the sounds of elephants) *walters checks script* "what scene do the elephants come in?" "the scene where they reenact Jumanji"
RuheSchnee: lol
RuheSchnee: "see? right there mr walters" "...well, i suppose it's right"
pixielette001: "ok at what point is mr dudziak supposed to...wait a minute, stefan isnt in the show!" *walters throws a tape dispenser out the booth window, hits adam and the ostrich, and stefan does a dive into the crowd*
RuheSchnee: *the four horsemen appear on a stream of flame*
RuheSchnee: "WALTERS!!! how dare you ruin this play? we shall curse you to a life of....H O M E W O R K!!!"
pixielette001: *the hot box dancers appear and start singing "bushel and a peck" while adam is trying to hold onto his bucking ostrich"
pixielette001: lol
RuheSchnee: sweet
pixielette001: dude we should SO write a musical about this
pixielette001: we'd be famous
RuheSchnee: we should! and we would!
pixielette001: we can call it Arsenic and...OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT
RuheSchnee: YES!!
pixielette001: :-)
pixielette001: perfromed with special permission from Seem and Tristan
pixielette001: *credit music plays as seem and tristan enter*
RuheSchnee: lol! than people will have to pay us the royalties every time they want to perform it!
pixielette001: YES!
pixielette001: we should always incorporate ourselves into the show
RuheSchnee: yeah, like directors have walk-on's in their own movies
pixielette001: or the directors moms
RuheSchnee: lol
pixielette001: *cough when harry met sally cough*
RuheSchnee: lol
RuheSchnee: but we wouldn't let that happen
pixielette001: lol stupid orgasm scene
RuheSchnee: YES! ...i'll have what she's having
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: i hated that scene
pixielette001: :-P
RuheSchnee: teehee
RuheSchnee: we could make fun of that in our play!
pixielette001: lol we could
pixielette001: only instead of a physical orgasm, it could be the drink
RuheSchnee: YES, YES, YE....oh, damn! it's like a good sneeze, you anticipate it, and then it doesn't happen!
RuheSchnee: i like the drink idea!
pixielette001: lol, EXACTLY!
pixielette001: :-D
pixielette001: man we'd be so rich
pixielette001: we'd be rolling in money
RuheSchnee: yeah, because let's face it, everyone wants to hear about human activity
pixielette001: definetly
RuheSchnee: and we'd use the money to buy more money
RuheSchnee: lol
pixielette001: and then we could buy orgasms!
pixielette001: ...that makes us sound like prostitutes
pixielette001: *giggles*
RuheSchnee: LOL
pixielette001: ok lets forget i EVER said that
RuheSchnee: i'm sitting at the bar "Bartender!! Give me an Orgasm!!! NOW!!!"
pixielette001: lol, YES!
RuheSchnee: and then i'll be kicked out of the bar for making innuendo
pixielette001: I MEANT THE DRINK YOU SICKO
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: then sue them for dirty thoughts
pixielette001: AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GIVE YOU FREE ORGASMS!
pixielette001: OOOH MY GOD I SO DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
RuheSchnee: LMAO
RuheSchnee: and then you complain because they're not good enough, than you say, "damn! i'm going home and making my own orgasms!"
pixielette001: LOL
pixielette001: or you could go to another bar and be like "hi can i have a few orgasms please?"
RuheSchnee: "i went across the street, but they just wouldn't give it to me."
RuheSchnee: lol
RuheSchnee: oh boy, we'd make all sorts of dirty jokes
pixielette001: so i came here instead, because i hear you make very good orgasms
pixielette001: lol, we already have
pixielette001: how did we arrive at this topic anyways
RuheSchnee: hmm, let's see
RuheSchnee: ...
pixielette001: i think it was all thanks to directors moms
pixielette001: THATS IT, NO DIRECTOR CAN EVER BRING HIS OR HER MOTHET TO A SET
RuheSchnee: because it will make us start talking about orgasms!
pixielette001: I KNOW! and people will be so confused
RuheSchnee: but they'll eventually join the conversation anyways
pixielette001: "seem would you like an orgasm?" "why yes my dear friend, i'd love one" "ok, but this time, it's on me" "deal!"
pixielette001: :-P
RuheSchnee: LOL
RuheSchnee: "you know seem, i had a really good orgasm this morning." "really?" "yeah"
RuheSchnee: than everyone will look at me weird, and i'll go, "what? it's not like it's a sin to make your own orgasms!"
pixielette001: "where?" "at the bar, and then when i came home i had one as well." "really!" "yes then i had to lie down, i felt like i was going to collapse"
pixielette001: lol
RuheSchnee: LOL
RuheSchnee: "i was shaking so bad, i had too much at one time"
pixielette001: AHAHAHAHA
pixielette001: "my name is s...s..seem and i have an addiction" "to what?" "orgasms" "EW GROSS" "i meant the drink you moron"
RuheSchnee: and everyone goes, "Suuure"
pixielette001: "ORGASMS ALL AROUND! I'LL PAY FOR THEM!"
RuheSchnee: than i walk in with orgasms and say, "alright, who wants an orgasm? a great way to pick up your day!"
pixielette001: "daddy what are you doing" "having an orgasm" "MOMMY MOMMY, DADDYS HAVING AN ORGASM" "well so am i" "...but you're not in bed"
RuheSchnee: lol
RuheSchnee: "excuse me everyone, i'm going to the bedroom to have an orgasm" "TRISTAN!!!" "what? fine, you can join me if you want.. but be warned! i make 'em pretty strong!"
pixielette001: "tommy go to bed now" *tommy goes to sleep and then hears noises from his parents room. he walks into their room* "what are you doing?" "having an orgasm" "ANOTHER ONE? arent you going to get drunk?" "yes, drunk with PLEASURE!" "i meant drunk with alcohol mom..." "oh...go to sleep"
RuheSchnee: LMAO
pixielette001: :-)
pixielette001: oh man my sides hurt so much
RuheSchnee: same here
RuheSchnee: dad's looking at me weird
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: tell him i said HI
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: *giggles*
RuheSchnee: lol,
RuheSchnee: "yeah dad, i'm just talking about orgasms"
pixielette001: omg did you say that?
RuheSchnee: yeah, but dad's into sick humor
pixielette001: hahaha
RuheSchnee: we crack jokes like this all the time
pixielette001: funny
pixielette001: awesome
pixielette001: "mommy what do orgasms taste like?" *mother looks at her husband* "well tommy...um..." "i meant the DRINK"
RuheSchnee: "well, when the orgasm reaches your tongue, you scream with delight"
RuheSchnee: lol
pixielette001: *mother and father hear noises in the night. they go into tommys room* "tommy what are you doing?" "having an orgasm" "oh" *mom and dad walk back into bed. 10 minutes later, they hear a noise downstairs* "tommy what are you doing now?" "having another orgasm"
RuheSchnee: "tommy we should really talk to you about your orgasm addiction" *tommy looks at mom and dad with disgust* "NO! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ORGASMS!!!!"
pixielette001: "you must go to orgasm therapy"
RuheSchnee: "no! just wait until i show my girlfriend orgasms! than no one can stop us!! ...from drinking of course!!"
pixielette001: LOL
pixielette001: *tommy brags at school* "my girlfriend makes the best orgasms, you should try one!" *everyone in school starts calling tommys girlfriend a whore*
RuheSchnee: "just because my girlfriend makes awesome orgasms doesn't mean she's a whore!"
RuheSchnee: "tommy, listen...you have a problem!"
RuheSchnee: "no i don't"
RuheSchnee: "you're in denial"
RuheSchnee: "no i'm not"
RuheSchnee: "see"
pixielette001: "I AM NOT IN DENIAL!" *drinks an orgasm*
RuheSchnee: "If i were addicted i would totally try to quit!"
RuheSchnee: *slams a pitcher*
RuheSchnee: *convulses with delight*
pixielette001: now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to retire to my room
pixielette001: *tommy huffs up the stairs in a drunken manner, and father sighs and shakes head* "that boy has had one too many orgasms. it's not healthy"
RuheSchnee: *screams from tommy's bedroom* "YES, YES, YES, YES...GOD ALMIGHTY...YEEEEEEESSSSSS!"
RuheSchnee: [pause]
pixielette001: "THIS IS A GOOD DRINK"
pixielette001: "and not a physical orgasm"
pixielette001: lol
RuheSchnee: "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.....oh yeah."
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: who sneezes in the middle of an orgasm? someone whos allergic to sex?
pixielette001: or alcohol?
pixielette001: sex AND alcohol?
RuheSchnee: well, let's face it. sneezing feels pretty damn good.
pixielette001: sneez-asm
pixielette001: teehee
RuheSchnee: exactly! the best of both!
pixielette001: lol yes!
RuheSchnee: "achooo!" "were you thinking of me?" "of course i was!" *sniff*
pixielette001: lol, well then i wonder what it would be like to be sick
RuheSchnee: hmm
pixielette001: ok now what if you were drinking an orgasm while you were having a sneez-asm?
RuheSchnee: WOW!
pixielette001: that's a lot of pleasure
RuheSchnee: that's like winning the lottery on vacation
pixielette001: lol YES
RuheSchnee: kids, lets hit the beach!...oh my god! i've won the lottery!
pixielette001: *gets an orgasm to celebrate. drinks it* slurp...ACHOOOO.yes!
RuheSchnee: hoo-yeah!
pixielette001: hehee
pixielette001: "daddy whats happening?" "nothing kids, weve won the lottery though!" "no i mean to you; you're twitching"
pixielette001: ok well i'd love to continue, but i'm tired and i want to go to sleep
RuheSchnee: "you'll understand when you're older"
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: "susie, you cant drink till youre 21!"
RuheSchnee: okey doke
RuheSchnee: darn!
pixielette001: "and premarital sex..." "OH DAD FUCK THE PREMARITAL SEX TALK"
RuheSchnee: LOL
pixielette001: "ok but you still cant drink till youre 21"
pixielette001: "fine"
RuheSchnee: oh well
pixielette001: lol
pixielette001: alright, goodnight my orgasm obsessed friend
RuheSchnee: lol, goodnight fellow orgasamer
