November 26, 2002
Harry Potter Recap
It was really good, but I was just disappointed in it I suppose. I just thought it would be a little better. A lot of (uninvited) people showed up but hey! The more the merrier! Even Molly came! WHEEEEEEE! During the previwes for this really dumb-looking kangaroo movie Hannah and I were laughing during it but Derek really seemed to enjoy it a lot. Then the movie started and during the movie I got really really tired and I fell asleep for 10 minutes. It was really annoying because I could hear Danny talking during the whole friggin movie. Hannah and I got the biggest kick out of Moaning Myrtle because she had the funniest voice! Then during allllllllllllllll 5000 minutes of credits a few of us were sitting there just waiting for this scene at the end of the movie and it finally came. It showed Lockhart in a straight-jacket on a cover of his new book titled "Who Am I?" Then we all went to Lauren's house afterwards but it was werid that Derek and Matt showed up about 15 minutes BEFORE we did because Lauren's dad almost kinda forgot about us. So we (being me, Lauren, Molly, Carly, Derek, Kafryn, and Matt Alley) all crashed in her basement for a few hours watching THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! Then we went home. To our boxes. Or rocks. Or whatever.
November 21, 2002
I was hyper again... I think when I'm happy I'm hyper! Today I made Carly depressed... Here's some background info: Last year, Carly married the drama mascot (a mechanical pig, which appears in the WOS. Regina is holding him) His name is Mr. Mac and Cheese. Carly said that last night she had a dream that Mr. Orth told her to kill all of the drama pigs, and she doesn't know what the dream means. She thinks that maybe it means a time for change! So I heard that Carly was cheating on Mr. Mac and Cheese with Matt Alley! And that she was gonna kill Mr. Mac and Cheese! And put him in a closet! And turn him into bacon! Well I kept getting on her case about it in Spanish, telling her how it was gonna ruin our friendship and that she was a murderer and a cheater, and I really really made her sad. So if it's any condolences Carly... I HEART YOU! I'M SORRY! FRIENDS FORGIVE EACH OTHER! Anyways after skool Derek came to my locker and scared me because I didn't see him and then all of a sudden he was there and it freaked me out. Oh well.
November 20, 2002
Well my day was interesting. When I got home my dad was being scary... ahem. It creeped me out. He was actually being NICE to me! Whoa. Weird. Then Stacy and I during skool kept doing the monkey dance and during Civics Scott flicked her with a rubber band (attached to a bobby pin) so she has a small cut on her arm. Poor Stacy. DIE SCOTT DIE! For the rest of the day I was hyper and spaztic. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
November 19, 2002
My day went up and down. In the morning I was soo gawddamn hyper! (ask Soari he will confirm it) and then towards the end of the day I got really tired and it was weird because I was bouncing off the walls alllllll friggin day. Anywho I finally went to Hot Topic today and got a Slipknot shirt and my brother got Patrick Star slippers. Tee hee hee! And tomorrow I'm going to bug Malleycat to ask out someone... This is confidential information. SORRY!
November 18, 2002
Skool. skool. skool. skool. What is this skool and why do I go?! You know what?! I DUNNO WHY! SKOOL IS A CONSPIRACY! Anyways... skool IS a conspiracy I swear! As you can tell I had skool today.
November 15, 2002
HARRY POTTER CAME OUT TODAY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Reminder to all my (9) grade friends: WE GO SEE IT NEXT WEEKEND! WHEEEEE! I've realized something: Next year when Yussuf and Kafryn and Belizzle and Derek and Zacque and Shlee and Taylor and Brian and Anthony and Robert and Eric and all them will be gone next year @ BHS, Carly and I will have no friends! EEK! That's actually very weird... Anyways, DID I MENTION THAT HARRY POTTER CAME OUT TODAY?! I found out today that Travis shot himself up with heroin, not medicine...
November 14, 2002
Chanhassen Recap
It wasn't as great as I expected, I definetley liked "The Music Man" better, when we went to Chanhassen last year. The food seemed crappier this year too. I was on Mr. Orth's hate list for the day because I was supposed to sit with him. Instead, I forgot all about it and sat with Brian, Danny, Jake, Belizzle, and Jon Jon. OOPS! But it was still fun, Jon Jon and I split this ENORMOUS chocolate cake: two layers of chocolate cake joined with a layer of chocolate mousse, topper with chocolate frosting and chocolate chips. YUMMY! Our bill for extra food turned out to be around 40 some dollars (thanks to our Evil Pony) but it was all worth it.
And now, for skool recap...
SUCKED SUCKED SUCKED SUCKED!!! People kept throwing me into lockers and walls and were talking behind my back and laughing at me and being evil jackasses, and I was pissed to the point that I was going to stab a knife into someone! I ended up drastically scratching someone on the shoulder with a fork I sneaked out of the cafeteria. My day was definetley not the best. I also found out that my friend Travis died from prescription drug overdose... I can't say anymore...
November 12, 2002
Skool. Skool skool skool skool skool! Nothing is new! Tomorrow is Chanhassen, wheeeeee! I haven't seen Baxter for most of the day, so I'm going to have to put him on a leash! Oh well. Lalalalalalala...
November 11, 2002
OK starting with Thursday... DEREK ASKED ME OUT! WHEEEEEEEEE! I WAS SO HAPPEY! LALALALALALALALA! So now me and Baxter are going out! WHEENESS! On another note... the cast party was great! Pajama Game was very different and funny! It was colorful and bright and fun and just really different! I recommend it to anyone! On Wednesday is the Chanhassen trip to go see "Camelot" which is going to be very fun! WHEE! I am excited! LALALALALALA!
November 6, 2002
Tomorrow is the cast partay! But only a few Nicolleters are going. I think there's this war going on between some of us Metcalfians and Nicolleters. Oh well. I forgot to mention that yesterday was Sean's b-day! HAPPY B-DAY SEAN! Otherwise, nothing is new... ARGLE!
November 5, 2002
Stupid election day! But I'm glad this fooking thing is finally over dammit! Skool is ok. Some people told me I've been a bitch lately and I started laughing. On a different matter, I'm losing my voice! EEP! The cast party is on Thursday, and I've heard from a very trusty source that a certain someone from Nicollet is telling everyone to NOT go to the cast party, which really pisses me off. GRRB! In any case it will be fun... I hope.
November 4, 2002
Skool. Sucks. Major. Monkey. Ass. Today in Tech we launched our rockets and mine went haywire and fooky and blasted over the trees and onto 35. ARGLE! Seth's got caught in a tree and he spent 20 minutes trying to rescue it, but it's stuck up there forever now.
November 3, 2002
I went to Kafryn's party yesterday and it was really fun. For about the first hour we all kinda hung out playing Battle of the Sexes, foosball, and just kind of layed on each other. Then Jon Jon thought it was molest fest so he kept molesting people, and then Kafryn caught a bunch of it on tape. EEP! Then we went outside and made a movie. It was this murder mystery thingy, and Jon Jon was the main character. He played the retard (and the murderer) and I was his goth bitch/slave/minion thingy. Lauren played this cheerleadrer and it was cool because I got to strangle her a bunch of times. Then me and Zaque got murdered by Jon Jon (who was insanely jealous because he saw us making out), and then Anthony (the vampire) was around at every crime scene so everyone thought it was Anthony until the end when Jon Jon stopped being retarded and told everyone that they were dumb because they never figured out that he was the murderer. I think Camera Woman Kafryn helped in on it. Then we made a stupid Jerry Springer movie... Won't go into details. Hehehehehehe.
November 2, 2002
The dance was soooo much fun! So I get there with Amy, and we get in and we're trying to find everyone. Then I see Belizzle and I run and jump on her. She must have thought I was some sort of psycho. Then we were pretty much the only people dancing in the beginning, but then we all decided to go and watch the costume contest. I think Derek should have won because he was wearing boxes and he looked pretty insane. Seth had a very cool costume. He had all these rockin tatooes on his face and scars and stuff and had blood all over his arms and coming out of his mouth. Anthony looked like a nerd! With the suspender straps and the headgear and Waldo glasses but it was awesome, and Matt (Bode) was a stripper! Muahahahahaha! Good times. Then we went back out and danced like idiots, and danced some more. Then Matt Alley's and mine song came on but he wasn't there to dance with me! EEP! So I ended up square dancing with a million other people, and then we moshed during a Backstreet Boy's song. EEP! Then I got really hyper and started molesting Peter and Zaque (Zaque the most) and Higgins and Justin (a lot) and Matt and Lauren and Shlee. That's how hyper I was. I think someone pulled Justin's hood or something, because when we were dancing, he fell over. Actually he fell over multiple times. It was pretty funny. All in all it was pretty fun, especially when Derek was dancing because he dances like a freak. Hehehehehehehehe.
November 1, 2002
Well last night's trick-or-treating was really fun. Me, Eric, Robert, Lauren, Shlee, Zaque, and Kafryn all went trick-or-treating around Eric's neighborhood. I think Robert had the coolest costume. He was this canoe-er/hiker person from Canada and he was carrying a big canoe paddle with him, so he was whacking people with it. It was pretty cool because it was pretty much just us outside, but the weird thing was, everytime we rang a doorbell, an old lady always answered the door! People were smart enough to bring gloves and me, being the moron I am, forgot my gloves so about after 50 minutes my hands started to freeze and turned a weird plum-red color. I think we were all cold, or maybe everyone pitied me. In any case, we went back to Eric's house and watched a very interesting movie. It was called Thumbtanic. It's pretty much a spoof off of Titanic, but instead of people, it's thumbs, and instead of "Rose" it was "Geranium" and instead of "Jack" it was "Jake." The sad thing is, while everyone else was swapping candy, Robert, Zaque, me and Eric were the only people watching the movie and I kept laughing. Then Lauren told me to shut up because my laugh was annoying. HMPH!