PsYcHeWaRd518: dude kira
PsYcHeWaRd518: i want a broom of doom
SKeeLeRfemme0066: holy hannah my broom of doom is like WAY faster than nimbus 2001
SKeeLeRfemme0066: ill get you one..happy christmas seem
PsYcHeWaRd518: i know! lets go wreak havoc on our brooms of doom!
PsYcHeWaRd518: aww, shucks, thank you kira
SKeeLeRfemme0066: 76 brooms of doom fucked up the big parade
PsYcHeWaRd518: while 110 nimbuses burned away
SKeeLeRfemme0066: WHOA i had a mixing of play and harry potter experience
PsYcHeWaRd518: thats creepy, but dont worry, it happens a lot
SKeeLeRfemme0066: we were followed by rows and rows of some flying black crows...
SKeeLeRfemme0066: and the jewish mafia, good guys to have on haaaaand!
PsYcHeWaRd518: hehehehe
SKeeLeRfemme0066: yeah UH! what now...*puffs out chest*
SKeeLeRfemme0066: my doomy broomy wants to meet your broom of doom at the FOOTBRIDGE
PsYcHeWaRd518: in how long
SKeeLeRfemme0066: fifteen minutes
PsYcHeWaRd518: fif....teen... minutes
SKeeLeRfemme0066: and my broom of doom says your broom of doom better wear a really short toga like raquel
PsYcHeWaRd518: does it have to do a grecian urn dance?
SKeeLeRfemme0066: no...it has to do an italian pot dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lol
SKeeLeRfemme0066: or a polish tupperwear dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: no no, a hungarian crock pot dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a Yemenian sauce pan dnace
PsYcHeWaRd518: austrian frying pan dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a canadian wok dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: a turkish egg beater dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: ....AN IRAQI TEA CUP DANCE
PsYcHeWaRd518: AN IRISH KEG DANCE
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a mexican dorrito dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: lol
PsYcHeWaRd518: a scottish terrier dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: an afghanastanian fork dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: a russian spork dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a Romanian bread bowl dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: a latvian wine glass dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a laotian shot glass dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: a lithuanian knife dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: an Azerbajanian toenail clipper dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: a somalian cookie dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a New Yorkian hot dog dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a river cityzian IIIICE CREEEEAM dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: an idahoian potato dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a broom of doomian pumpkin juice dance
PsYcHeWaRd518: an alaskin blubber dance
SKeeLeRfemme0066: sweet i am FUCK-go fuck yourself you fuck nut
SKeeLeRfemme0066: a revalation for kira...she is FUCK
PsYcHeWaRd518: hehehehehe
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *light beams from heaven*
PsYcHeWaRd518: aaaaaaaaah *angel music*
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *angelic voices saying fuuuuuuck*
PsYcHeWaRd518: hehehehe
SKeeLeRfemme0066: so anywho...back to the broom of doom
PsYcHeWaRd518: yes
SKeeLeRfemme0066: we're flying...and we run out of butterbeer...so i offer to fly down to the pub to get some...and i leave my broom of doom next to voldemorts crappy ass lame excuse for a broom...and i come back..and thres my broom of doom and Voldie-Poo's broom...doing number 17...the spread eagle!!!
SKeeLeRfemme0066: *gasp*
PsYcHeWaRd518: lol
SKeeLeRfemme0066: oh we got trouble...right here in hogsmeade city!
PsYcHeWaRd518: lol
PsYcHeWaRd518: wow
SKeeLeRfemme0066: yeah a harry potter music man cross dress thing
SKeeLeRfemme0066: El Hombre de la Musica
SKeeLeRfemme0066: hahahaha
PsYcHeWaRd518: so there i am, standing in the kitchen, carvin up a turkey for dinner, mindin my own business. in storms draco in a jealous rage. "YOUVE BEEN SCREWING HARRY" he said. he was crazy! "YOUVE BEEN SCREWING HARRY!" and he ran into my broom. . . . he ran into my broom 10 times
SKeeLeRfemme0066: yeah he ran into it BUTT first and started riding it...and im not talking quidditch style...
PsYcHeWaRd518: woohooo
SKeeLeRfemme0066: DUDE i had a dream last night that i was at Hogwarts and i snuck into snapes office to get some gillyWEED to smoke up and there was Snape petting a little poodle and he was calling it his poopsie baby
PsYcHeWaRd518: that is creepy!
PsYcHeWaRd518: yet hilarious
SKeeLeRfemme0066: or in spanish it would be...el bebe de poopsie
PsYcHeWaRd518: ;-)
PsYcHeWaRd518: hehehehe
SKeeLeRfemme0066: la escoba del destino <-- BROOM OF DOOM
